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| All programmers are playwrights and all computers are lousy actors. (Unknown) |
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| Computers are useless. They can only give you answers. (Pablo Picasso) |
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| Computers can figure out all kinds of problems, except the things in the world that just don't add up. (James Magary) |
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| In a few minutes a computer can make a mistake so great that it would have taken many men many months to equal it. (Unknown) |
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| Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This happens to us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining. (Jef Raskin) |
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| I do not fear computers. I fear the lack of them. (Isaac Asimov) |
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| The most likely way for the world to be destroyed, most experts agree, is by accident. That's where we come in; we're computer professionals. We cause accidents. (Nathaniel Borenstein) |
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| Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning. (Rich Cook) |
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| If the automobile had followed the same development cycle as the computer, a Rolls-Royce would today cost $100, get a million miles per gallon, and explode once a year, killing everyone inside. (Robert X. Cringely) |
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| Computer Science is no more about computers than astronomy is about telescopes. (E. W. Dijkstra) |
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| There is no reason for any individual to have a computer in his home. (Ken Olsen President Digital Equipment 1977) |
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| The computing field is always in need of new cliches. (Alan Perlis) |
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| Where a calculator on the ENIAC is equipped with 18,000 vacuum tubes and weighs 30 tons, computers in the future may have only 1,000 vaccuum tubes and perhaps weigh 1.5 tons. (unknown) |
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| The most overlooked advantage to owning a computer is that if they foul up there's no law against wacking them around a little. (Joe Martin) |
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| Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done. (Andy Rooney) |
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| Not even computers will replace committees, because committees buy computers. (Edward Shepherd Mead) |
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| The computer is a moron. (Peter Drucker) |
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| My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the private world of real creeps without having to smell them. (Penn Jillette in a Compuserve chat) |
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| Part of the inhumanity of the computer is that, once it is competently programmed and working smoothly, it is completely honest. (Isaac Asimov) |
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| To err is human--and to blame it on a computer is even more so. (Robert Orben) |
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| Computer make very fast, very accurate mistake. (Mr Shimada) |
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| If you put tomfoolery into a computer, nothing comes out of it but tomfoolery. But this tomfoolery, having passed through a very expensive machine, is somehow enobled and no-one dares criticize it. (Pierre Gallois) |
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