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| One reason I don't drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time. (Nancy Astor) |
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| I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake--which I also keep handy. (W. C. Fields) |
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| The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass. (Martin Mull) |
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| If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt. (Dean Martin) |
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| The last time somebody said, 'I find I can write much better with a word processor.', I replied, 'They used to say the same thing about drugs.' (Roy Blount Jr.) |
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| When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. (Henny Youngman) |
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| I envy people who drink. At least they have something to blame everything on. (Oscar Levant) |
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| Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with, that it's compounding a felony. (Robert Benchley) |
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| [Water is] the only drink for a wise man. (Henry David Thoreau) |
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| One reason I don't drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time. (Nancy Astor) |
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| Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut. (Ernest Hemingway) |
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| Bacchus hath drowned more men than Neptune. (Dr. Thomas Fuller Gnomologia 1732) |
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| The United States is like the guy at the party who gives cocaine to everybody and still nobody likes him. (Jim Samuels) |
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| At least when I was govenor, cocaine was expensive. (Jerry Brown) |
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| Chicken Soup: An ancient miracle drug containing equal parts of aureomycin, cocaine, interferon, and TLC. The only ailment chicken soup can't cure is neurotic dependence on one's mother. (Arthur Naiman) |
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| Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. (W. C. Fields) |
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| I never took hallucinogenic drugs because I never wanted my consciousness expanded one unnecessary iota. (Fran Lebowitz) |
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| The wine urges me on, the bewitching wine, which sets even a wise man to singing and to laughing gently and rouses him up to dance and brings forth words which were better unspoken. (Homer The Odyssey) |
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| It is better to hide ignorance, but it is hard to do this when we relax over wine. (Heraclitus On the Universe) |
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And malt does more than Milton can
To justify God's ways to man. (A. E. Housman) |
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| Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine. (Fran Lebowitz) |
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| Work is the curse of the drinking classes. (Oscar Wilde In Life of Oscar Wilde H. Pearson) |
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