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| I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago. (Will Rogers) |
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| Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution yet. (Mae West) |
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| My toughest fight was with my first wife. (Muhammad Ali) |
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| One man's folly is another man's wife. (Helen Rowland) |
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| I tended to place my wife under a pedestal. (Woody Allen) |
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| There's only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I learn what it is I'll get married again. (Clint Eastwood) |
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| All marriages are mixed marriages. (Chantal Saperstein) |
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| In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk. (Rita Rudner) |
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| The conception of two people living together for twenty-five years without having a cross word suggests a lack of spirit only to be admired in sheep. (Alan Patrick Herbert) |
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| I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. (Rita Rudner) |
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| We were happily married for eight months. Unfortunately, we were married for four and a half years. (Nick Faldo) |
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| A simple enough pleasure, surely, to have breakfast alone with one's husband, but how seldom married people in the midst of life achieve it. (Anne Morrow Lindbergh) |
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| A good marriage is one which allows for change and growth in the individuals and in the way they express their love. (Pearl Buck) |
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| If you would marry suitably, marry your equal. (Ovid) |
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| All married couples should learn the art of battle as they should learn the art of making love. Good battle is objective and honest - never vicious or cruel. Good battle is healthy and constructive, and brings to a marriage the principle of equal partnership. (Ann Landers) |
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| Remember, that if thou marry for beauty, thou bindest thyself all thy life for that which perchance will neither last nor please thee one year; and when thou hast it, it will be to thee of no price at all; for the desire dieth when it is attained, and the affection perisheth when it is satisfied. (Sir Walter Raleigh) |
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| When I meet a man I ask myself, 'Is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?' (Rita Rudner) |
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| Always get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted a whole day. (Mickey Rooney) |
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| By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. (Socrates) |
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| May the gods grant you all things which your heart desires, and may they give you a husband and a home and gracious concord, for there is nothing greater and better than this -when a husband and wife keep a household in oneness of mind, a great woe to their enemies and joy to their friends, and win high renown. (Homer) |
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| Never say that marriage has more of joy than pain. (Euripides Alcestis 438 B.C.) |
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| Man's best possession is a sympathetic wife. (Euripides Antigone) |
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| A great marriage is not when the 'perfect couple' comes together. It is when an imperfect couple learns to enjoy their differences. (Dave Meurer) |
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| I know nothing about sex because I was always married. (Zsa Zsa Gabor) |
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| If there was strife and contention in the home, very little else in life could compensate for it. (Lawana Blackwell) |
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